Licorice Toothpaste
It tastes good but Doyle is still trying to get the black stains off teeth.
Status: In progress
Peanut Butter Rootbeer
It seemed like a good idea to combine my two favorite foods in the
world, but sometimes your two favorite foods in the world don't
exactly mix very well in your mom's blender.
Status: Failed (I couldn't get the lumps out)
Sister-Be-Gone Repellent Spray (a.k.a. Isabelle's Smell)
It's brown, it's stinky, and it's definitely going to keep my sister out of
my room. However, it is not permanent. Sister keeps coming back to
spy on me. I need a secret, special ingredient.
Update: I have found it!
Status: Success! This one is going to be BIG!
Brocco-Bot
A pocket-sized robot that will eat your broccoli (or any other
vegetable) when your mom and dad aren't looking. A good idea, but
it's eating everything, including my skin! Ow!
Status: In Progress
Edible Socks
Socks you can eat so you don't have to put them away on laundry day.
Makes a good snack or when you've left your lunch at home, too! Yum!
Update: Don't use fruit roll-ups. Too sticky.
Status: In Progress
More Ideas:
It tastes good but Doyle is still trying to get the black stains off teeth.
Status: In progress
Peanut Butter Rootbeer
It seemed like a good idea to combine my two favorite foods in the
world, but sometimes your two favorite foods in the world don't
exactly mix very well in your mom's blender.
Status: Failed (I couldn't get the lumps out)
Sister-Be-Gone Repellent Spray (a.k.a. Isabelle's Smell)
It's brown, it's stinky, and it's definitely going to keep my sister out of
my room. However, it is not permanent. Sister keeps coming back to
spy on me. I need a secret, special ingredient.
Update: I have found it!
Status: Success! This one is going to be BIG!
Brocco-Bot
A pocket-sized robot that will eat your broccoli (or any other
vegetable) when your mom and dad aren't looking. A good idea, but
it's eating everything, including my skin! Ow!
Status: In Progress
Edible Socks
Socks you can eat so you don't have to put them away on laundry day.
Makes a good snack or when you've left your lunch at home, too! Yum!
Update: Don't use fruit roll-ups. Too sticky.
Status: In Progress
More Ideas:
- Raincoats for cats
- Frozen doggie treats
- Hover-shoes
| Scab's Tip #4 If your sister wants everything you have, the next time you get a bag of Gummi frogs, bite the head off each one. She won't dare touch them. Let's hear it for boy germs! |
| Scab's Tip #19 When flicking a snotball, twist your wrist for turbo speed and maximum sticking power! |
Freezing Experiment
How long does it take for stuff to freeze in our freezer?
Water 3 hours, 10 minute
Chocolate milk 2 hours, 43 minutes
Banana pudding 1 hour, 29 minutes
My sister's underwear 58 minutes (we have a winner!)
How long does it take for stuff to freeze in our freezer?
Water 3 hours, 10 minute
Chocolate milk 2 hours, 43 minutes
Banana pudding 1 hour, 29 minutes
My sister's underwear 58 minutes (we have a winner!)
Secrets of a Lab Rat Art by Jim Paillot for Simon & Schuster; text by
Trudi Trueit. All materials copyright, 2010, used with permission.
Trudi Trueit. All materials copyright, 2010, used with permission.
| Scab's Tip #29 You can find the best dead insects under your deck, under your porch, and under my sister's pillow (shhh—she hasn't found the dead stag beetle I left there yet!) |
